me: *waves at a dog being walked*
dog’s owner: *waves at me*
the worst things to ever happen to fashion:
- fake pockets
- making every single shirt see through
- seriously why does it have to be see through
- what is the fucking point i just have to wear another tank top or cami underneath it
- it literally defeats the purpose of being a shirt
- and every single shirt is see through these days this annoys me more than fake pockets and trust me that is an issue
hulk skip leg day
waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm
A child’s voice, however honest and true, is meaningless to those who’ve forgotten how to listen.
Half of life is figuring out that no one is ever going to come and save you from yourself and the other half is figuring out what you’re going to do about that.
damn, somebody went to the bottom of the ocean with that one
I literally just wanna put my hands through his hair and fuck him. Ugh.
boyfriend: what’s for dinner?
bitch me too
is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people