Me half the time: I just want to cuddle up with you and watch cute movies and look into your eyes and tell you I love you and kiss you lots and then fall asleep in your arms.
Me half of the time: I just want to rip off your clothes and get pushed against the wall with my arms pinned up and make out and push you onto your bed and we can fuck shit out of each other, okay.
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
me texting my mom: okay, see you at home. love you.
my mom texting me: C u l8r. Luv u 2.
when people disrespect their mothers in front of other people because they’re trying to look cool
imjustonekid: do you ever random type like: galsimvaklrer and think no that doesn’t look right and so you erase it and try again laskdfjaasdf ah yes that’s how im feeling now
Shrek 1: Came out 11 years ago
Monsters Inc: Came out 11 years ago
Dylan and Cole Sprouse: 20 years old
Miley Cyrus: Engaged
Hillary Duff: Mom
That's so Raven: Been off TV for 6 years
Lizzie McGuire: Ended 9 years ago
Powerpuff Girls: Came out 14 years ago
Kim Possible: Last episode was 7 years ago
chekhov: Every musical should have one minor character who is aware that everyone is singing and dancing and extremely confused and terrified
me: i am so bored
unfinished video games: play me
unfinished books: read me
unfinished tv shows and unwatched movies: watch me
daily exercise routine: complete me
me: there's nothing to do
Talking on the phone with my mom is seriously the most mentally painful thing in the world, like it’s always a miracle if I don’t rip my hair out by the end of the conversation. I just can’t even deal with it, like she just cannot properly communicate and get her point across, and then makes me feel like an idiot for not understanding what exactly she’s trying to say. I...
IT'S A CHICKEN STRIP.
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heyfunniest: When period commercials show happy women in white jeans and short skirts dancing around smiling
I will forever think 2008 was 2 years ago.