Never Give Up On The Good Times - Heros Of Modern Earth
Hey guys, my friends Heros Of Modern Earth are starting to get off the ground with their music and you really need to take a listen to their new demo. They’re great people, making great music, and you need to support the local bands.
At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my customers said thank you I accidentally mashed both replies together and said “you’re my pleasure” while making complete eye contact
IF YOU COME INTO MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AND MY MOTHERFUCKING DOOR IS CLOSED I CANNOT BEGIN TO IMAGINE WHAT WOULD MOTHERFUCKING POSSESS YOU TO LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN WHEN YOU MOTHERFUCKING LEAVE MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AGAIN LIKE DID SOME MOTHERFUCKER DROP YOU ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD AS A CHILD OR ARE YOU JUST A MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT
Oh my god I literally cannot take this I’m in so much pain I’m almost in tears I haven’t had cramps this severe since I was 13 and no amount of heat pads or ibuprofen is helping, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO IM SO MISERABLE RIGHT NOW just knock me out for 5 more fucking days :(
Maybe if Tumblr for some reason does win the teen’s choice award, we should all just reblog porn that day. Just a big porn spree. Then all the new people will just be like “ah, porn!” and never go on again.